Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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