If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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