i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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