wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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