people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We are two peas in an std pod
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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