Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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