Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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