OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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