What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Is it because I queefed?
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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