whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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