Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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