So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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