Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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