Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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