thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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