highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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