Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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