this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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