If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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