How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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