This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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