Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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