big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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