hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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