then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
the raccoons are back...
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