therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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