I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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