is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The ass gains better be worth it
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