I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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