I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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