Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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