i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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