their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
