I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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