just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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