i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Enjoy the penises
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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