ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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