She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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