What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
