If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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