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(507): View more from Minnesota

Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests

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(513): View more from Ohio

He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions

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(713): View more from Texas

So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.

(936): View more from Texas

I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.

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(850): View more from Florida

I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.

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(239): View more from Florida

Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.

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(718): View more from New York

We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?

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