I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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