is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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