Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(219): View more from Indiana

I thought Christmas was going to come before I did

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(404): View more from Georgia

after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives

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(954): View more from Florida

can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?

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27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
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(208): View more from Idaho

Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.

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(574): View more from Indiana

If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?

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It's a podium place so yeah...

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(850): View more from Florida

Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.

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