ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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My liver just had a heart attack.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.