YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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