So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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