i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I came so hard my ears popped.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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