so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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