haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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