If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We are two peas in an std pod
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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