When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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