walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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