I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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