I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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