He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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