I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Too much gin, very little bucket
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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