i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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