good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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