well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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